1. Victoria's Secret runs really small (no, you are not a D cup)
2. Their bra sizes are actually the size of what your 'assets' will look like in a shirt (that means they are padded)
3. A 36c is equivalent to a 34d (so I guess you are a D)
4. Older women tend to want smaller breasts (I've noticed they get more reductions)
5. There is such a thing as getting your implants too small (they look painfully obvious because they are completely visible)
This morning I was a bit upset because I had forgotten to pack my lunch (and I have no sense of direction to locate the hospital cafeteria); so, I ran into the grocery store and bought something as fast as I could only to realize another doctor had paid for Jim & Nick's BBQ for the break room. After my rather delicious lunch, the next case included UAL (ultrasonic assisted liposuction). UAL is different from regular liposuction because the probe vibrates extremely fast sending ultrasonic sound waves that 'melt' the fat before sucking it up. This results in a less aggressive, bloody, and tiring procedure. After that case Dr. G let me sit in on some other surgeries. Remember that doctor I was talking about in the last post (the one with the son)? Yeah, I spent the rest of the day watching him to a shoulder scope, knee scope, and bicep surgery. We're going to call him Dr. E. His room was a completely different atmosphere. Dr. G's room is very chill with alt-acoustic music humming through the speakers and a crew mainly comprised of girls. When I walked into Dr.E's room, it was dark (so we could see the scope tv), hard rock (and the occasional hip-hop) was blasting through the speakers, and I (along with a spunky, older female nurse) was the only girl in the room. It was definitely fun to experience the change in scenery and profession (Dr. E is an orthopedic surgeon), but I prefer the mellow, estrogen pumped, plastic surgery of Dr. G. Don't get me wrong. I thoroughly loved hanging with the guys and hope to see them next week.
P.S. I completely forgot to mention I was able to view a laparoscopic cholecystectomy which is the removal of a gallbladder. It was so cool. Dr. L pulled it out and cut it open for me to see all of the Gallstones. (it's smelled really bad but it was still awesome to see!!)
